I want to be the girl who makes your bad days better. The girl that makes you say, ‘My life has changed since I met him
I’m just a girl who enjoys minding her business…Literally!
Sucess is in My Blood 💖
Eat, Sleep, Insta Repeat 😉
I rate myself 10/10 because I’m great than anyone in this world 💥
I think you are lacking vitamin me.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
CHALLENGES ARE WHAT MAKE LIFE INTERESTING AND OVERCOMING THEM IS WHAT MAKES LIFE MEANINGFUL. – JOSHUA J. MARINE.
My Bio is Stolen my thief, help me to find it 😦
I’m limited edition not special 💨
Laughing is the best medicine to make life better 💅
I’m busy guy, please handle with care ☝
I’m super professional than you, just click follow button 😉
If you follow me you will become my follower and I’ve become leader 💫
Laugh while you have teeth 😀
The best of me is yet to come.
I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.
I need six months of vacation, twice yearly.
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, get off your bum and build a door!
There are two different kinds of people in this world… And I don’t like either of them.
God bless this hot mess!
I’ve been single for awhile. And I’ve got to say I think it’s working out. I mean, I think I’m the one.
Where the heck am I? How did I get here?
Hi, my hobbies include breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
Relationships these days start by pressing like on her photo.
I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
The best of me is yet to come.
They say money doesn’t bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
Perfect has seven letter and so does meeeeee.
Kind of a good samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not really sure.
Is everything always so expensive or am I really just that poor?
Accept whoever you may be… Unless you’re a serial killer. Then get help.
I have to be funny, because being hot just isn’t an option for me at this point.
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life… If I die within the next three days.
Just another papercut survivor.
Wifi, food, my bed= Perfection.
Camping is always so in tents.
Here to serve… The cat overlord.
I always prefer my puns to be intended.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, one day, you’ll find a brain back there.
I’ve realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isn’t all we need—love is all there is.
REMEMBER TO ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. UNLESS YOU SUCK. – JOSS WHEDON.
Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
Due to an intense mind fog, all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
People of my age are busy with Relation, break up, heart break, patch ups and I am still figuring out a way to wake up before 10 am.
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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
I wanna be different just like everyone else.
YOU WOULDN’T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK OF YOU IF YOU REALIZED HOW SELDOM THEY DO. —ELEANOR ROOSEVELT.
THE BEST TIME TO PLANT A TREE WAS 20 YEARS AGO. THE SECOND BEST TIME IS NOW. – CHINESE PROVERB.
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Since light travels faster than sound, i appear bright until you hear me speak.
Beer junkie. Writer. Incurable web fan. Hardcore alcohol trailblazer. Amateur internet ninja.
Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
It’s very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously.
When you fall for someone’s personality, almost everything about them becomes handsome and beautiful.
A very caffeine dependant life form.
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
I am not fat, I am just much easier to see than most people.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
I didn’t change, I just woke up.
I think it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have an Instagram these days.
I used to act. I also belly dance and eat Jolly Ranchers – not really at the same time though.
I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
I’m a force to be reckoned with, I reckon.
Ugly starts with you, but awesome ends with me.
I’ve realized it’s better to be on your own. That way no one can ever hurt you.
Always aiming to be a rainbow at the end of a thunderstorm.
Just a sweet cupcake looking for an even tastier stud muffin.
EVERYTHING HAS BEAUTY, BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN SEE. – CONFUCIUS.
A Nomad in search for the perfect burger. Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me.
WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF ME? I AM WHO I AM. AND WHO I WANNA BE. —AVRIL LAVIGNE.
3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.
Introvert. Creator. Coffee nerd. Infuriatingly humble beer aficionado. Organizer.
Life is too short to update instagram bio.
A human. Being.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my instagram bio….
Web buff. Devoted tv expert. Entrepreneur. Travel fanatic.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them.
YOU TAKE YOUR LIFE IN YOUR OWN HANDS, AND WHAT HAPPENS? A TERRIBLE THING, NO ONE TO BLAME. – ERICA JONG.
There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
Just keep swimming.
Life is dumb and I want to sleep.
Living vicariously through myself.
Making the Snuggie look good since it was patented.
I tried to be normal for once. Worst 10 minutes of my entire life.
Spreading smiles like they’re herpes.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15.
I am so broke that I can’t even pay attention.
Not even Bob the Builder could fix this mess of a life.
You wish you were short like me.